Some interesting facts, tips, and outright lies:
Some interesting facts, tips, and outright lies:
It's actually 2004
Trees break wind.
If you stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh!', everyone just stares at you. But do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in!
Dogs don't move their lips when they read
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the average speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of wine eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them whilst you do it
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man HOW to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.
George Clooney isn't really a doctor.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Even more unnerving is the fact that somebody has an appointment with the worst doctor in the world, today.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Panta Hellenici estin emoy is greek for "It's all Greek to me"
Auto makers have installed black boxes in four-wheel drive vehicles and pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find that in most countries the last words of drivers in 61.2 per cent of fatal crashes were translated as, "Oh, Sh*t!" Only Australia was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
You can tune a piano, but you cannot tuna fish.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spaniards.
A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties.
If you mouth the word 'colourful' to someone, it looks like you are saying 'I love you'!
A falling cat always lands on its paws and buttered toast always falls butter side down. Cats' paws are therefore made of butter.
A thought on ascension. What do you call milk that has ascended?
Cheese
Belly buttons can be used for salt/vinegar/sauce when eating chips in bed.
The human small intestine if straightened out and measured with a ruler would no longer work properly.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, some cause it whenever they go. Which one are you?
A radioactive cat has 18 half lives.
"I AM, therefore I think." Isn't that putting Descartes before the horse?
There is no such thing as a useless fact - it will be some good to somebody.
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