dkrtst this ones for you~

this was passed to me this afternoon by a friend...and Deb...I know you would like this one!

A Bottle of Wine, a woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling
about women drivers;The woman says, 'So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely;
this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault... women shouldn't
beallowed to drive.The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
didn't break.Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune' The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'T he woman replies,
'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with us.