Man of the House

A man just finished reading a book titled, 'You CAN Be The Man Of Your House. 'He stormed in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal, and when I'm finished eating, you will serve me a fine dessert. After dinner, you are going upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are
going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?' The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.