Riding Ye 'ol quarter horse

One day maybe I will learn sum alien talk and ill get me big ride up there too!
I'll be like the only adult and riding the mechanical horse. You know the kind you see stuck inbetween the dreaded drafy doors of Walmart called in the likes of "Playland." No? Its were they have Ronald Mcdonald as their patron diety as he often blesses those lucky few (17 billion) with cheese burgers. Okay how about when you come out with one small stuffed animal just relizeing you spent 20 bucks on a crane machine...
There we go!
So like I have said I feel jipped and stripped, lipped and flipped, down and well you get the idea
So when I do get my ride on the big spaceship
If I ever will
I'll be be like a adult riding that small mehcanical horse singing the theme to derby race.
Mom Dad put another quarter in! Wait I dont need damn quarters! there go's derby race again.
While all the other advantaged kids(adults now) will be learning how to make there own energy grids and levitating I'll be that late kid to class that ask to borrow everyones notes and has that 'creppy' killer breath you hear over the phone.
I'll be the neglacted nightmare.
Oh by the way I play sims2 and that's what its say's for one my kids. LOL