Jesus was indigo...???

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish/Greek:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was an Indigo Child:

1. He took and knew his own way since he was a child.
2. His parents didint knew what to do with him
3. There was no school that could help him learn his own natural skills

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Crystal Child:

1. He was hypersensitive to what people think, feel and experience. He did read people just with one eye!
2. God didint worry much about him, because Jesus had already all solved in his hands. The temptations were a child game for him.
3. He believed in network and colaboration that much that he organized 13 male and 13 woman for a new world order... ( ....he was also very naive....)