New Chakra ~ For Your Entertainment

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Posted October 26th, 2007 by Maria Magdalena
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 Dear Friends,

For your entertainment.....

New Chakra

Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one
heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists have already discovered a new
source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the
heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if
their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health,
if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their
brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed.

When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered
microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when
the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face.  The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is
because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and
has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the
body.  The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for
short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the
fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased.

When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)
properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,
resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy
into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons
contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased
cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes
these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact
that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends.
They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no
longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan effect.

So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend
that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons
filled with Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open... and remember to laugh.

Seriousness causes reincarnation.
 
 Author Unknown

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Here is another good post from my friend Shirley of Lemuria net. I'm also adding some jokes that made me laugh... ~ Enjoy ~

Shirley Ponto <shirleyponto@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

Hello Dahlings!
 
Another Pass Me Along from our Janice in the UK . . .
Thank you Janice dear heart.
 
I always see the Dolphins helping us to play and just had to pass it on.
 
Angel and Dolphin Hugs for a Radiant Rainbow Day precious ones,
 
Love, Light, Joy and Peaceful Blessings,
Shirley Irene
 
Message from the Angels

My dear friends, we love you so very much.

In your journey of life never underestimate the power of playing. Recreation
dear ones, allows you to RE-CREATE your spirit. Play allows you to take time
away from your busy schedules and more importantly to break the repetitive
patterns in your mind that hold you captive to worries, fears, and
preconceived notions. When you play, you become present to life, open to life, alive in
the moment, and filled with joy. When you play, you drop into your hearts and
out of your minds.

Dear ones there is nothing frivolous about playing. There is no time wasted
when you choose to re-create your spirit. There is never a lack of
accomplishment when you genuinely choose to do something restful that you love.

These past few months have been arduous on your physical bodies, and
therefore many of you have fallen into the illusion that you are not doing well
because you are tired and cannot accomplish as much. And yet, dear ones, if you
take the time to rest, to re-create your spirit, and to take the pressures off
yourself to always achieve and accomplish, then you will find the hand of
God reaching in to create miralces in your lives.

You were not born to struggle. You were born to express the joy of God into
this world, as it flows through you. You only lose that joy when you embrace
the illusions that you are not cared for, not loved, or not supported in
being who you truly are.

Play, dear ones, reconnects you with truth. Take time each week, if only for
a half hour to find something that you enjoy doing, something without
purpose other than the joy of doing it, something that takes your mind off of life
and focuses it on experience. Play can be reading a book, playing with
children or animals, taking a walk in a beautiful setting, doing a craft, whatever
it is dear ones that makes you spirit sing. If you have forgot how to play,
try something new that sounds interesting be it a class, a walk through a new
location, a trip to the library, or maybe just taking in a movie.

Rest, play, and re-create your spirits, dear sweet souls. This too is part
of your spiritual journey here up on the earth.

God bless you. We love you so very much.
-- The Angels

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Joke time.... I"ll be adding more as I get one's that are humorous to me...I'm sure I still have a funny bone left.   
Please forgive me if you think they are a bit off color or vulgar.

Donna Oxley wrote:

Quote ...."If Eve was created from Adam's "flesh and bone" was she, in a manner of speaking, "cloned" from the DNA in Adam's blood and bone cells? A female clone would look almost exactly like the male original, and bear a greater resemblance than any sister does to her brother. Talk about self-love! Makes incest look tame by comparison! Clone yourself a marriage partner! Hey, it may become the wave of the future and it's Biblical! "Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone," clone of my clone." - E. T. Babinski

Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:23:04 -0700 From: sequoia_ventures@yahoo.com

I see it's quotes and jokes time. Here's another quote but from famous American poet/orator/jester/troubadour, Archie Bunker. He says, "And God made woman from Adams' ribs. Ribs---a cheaper cut!" Aloha no Honolulu, hawaiianguy disclaimer: this joke is in no way a reflection of who I am!

Donna Oxley wrote:

I found that a rather cutting remark Guy...lol. I particularly liked the disclaimer - always good to cover ones back love, light and laughter Donna

I'm glad God didn't use Adam's funny bone!  ~ Maria

On a more serious note & a bit of foul launguage so for you light at heart please refrain from reading... or not!

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Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:02:53 -0700 From: dmitri_lessy@yahoo.com Subject: [lemuria] goodness Re: Kaballa Del Ispiritu Sancti To: lemuria@list.lemuria.net

i can't see why God, instead of killing evil people, just heal the good people, or better yet, heal the evil ones too? here are the advantages:

1. End The Circle Of Evil You break the circle of evil by giving positive response (healing) against evil. evil deed is evil, good deed is good, right? so killing is an evil deed, even if it is killing evil people, don't you think so? healing is a good deed, even if it is healing evil people, right?

2. Guilty Until Proven Guilty It takes alot of time and effort to seperate the evil and make sure there is no good person mistaken as evil or rich evil person got off by technicality or something like that. it is much easier to assume everyone's guilty and heal them all, if they turned out to be good, well... you're heal, halleluya!

3. Environment-Friendly Armageddon we don't have to start from the beginning, we can pick up where we left.. 2050 or so we don't have to walk around the post-armageddon desert waste land lead by an old man with a staff, we could be like, nuclear technology? now that we live in peace, let's use it to fuel our spaceship that we may roam the galaxy. and what is this fruit from the forbidden tree of life, this cloning..hmmm... now that we have this knowledge, let us grow wings and walk the sky, it's about time, my jetpack just doesn't go well with my boots anymore and cars are like so five decades ago.

4. Forgiveness did you ever see The Interpreter, starring Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn? Nicole was a blue-eyed blond girl who was adopted by an African family tribe when she was a child. She told a story about her tribe's tradition: When a person killed someone, he was sentenced to death by being bound hand and feet and thrown into the river with the family of the victim watching. at that time the family would have to choose to either save the person or let him drowned. Most 'outsiders' would think like, of course i would let the bastard drowned, however, the tribe believes that if the family let the man drowned, the memory of both their lost and the man's death would haunt them in sorrow forever and their heart would be filled with darkness and cold. however, if the family could find it in their heart to forgive the man and save him, the tribe believes that the family have faced their demon (grief) that whenever they remember the victim, they might feel sad but they would feel a sense of warmth in their heart (perhaps becuase they remember how they have saved a life in remembrance to their lost). for better or worse, i'm with sean penn though, he said, i'm not a good person, i'd let the man drowned, hell, i'll hold his head and press it against the river bed myself.

forgiveness seems to be a lost art in humanity, is it lost too in the realm of heaven, I wonder? i just would like to quote the words of Zack De La Rocha, son of the leader of Zappatista, in the last part of the song "Killing In The Name Of..." by his band, Rage Against The Machine: "f*** you I won't do what you tell me!" (repeat 24 times and building from a whisper into a scream)  ~ Dmitri

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