Another dose of: 'The Best Medicine'. :-)

Caution ~ A story with a moral follows:
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Never Argue with a Woman!!:
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One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors
out a short distance, anchors, and decies to reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman:

"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't thaat obvious?') :-/

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her

"Sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading!"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book???" she replies.

"Yes Maam; You're in a Restricted Fishing Area!" he informs her again

"Sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading!!"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment so for all I know you could start
at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am'. he says and leaves.
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think :-D hehe

xxx