The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor's Ass

> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
> It won.

> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> That he entered it in the
> Race
> Again , and it won again.

> The local paper read:

> PASTOR'S
> ASS OUT FRONT.

> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> Publicity that he ordered
> The
> Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

> The next day, the local paper headline
> Read :

> BISHOP
> SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S
> ASS.

> This was too much for the bishop, so he
> Ordered the pastor to get
> Rid
> Of the donkey.

> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> Nearby convent.

> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> The following headline
> The
> Next day:

> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

> The bishop fainted.

> He informed the nun that she would have to
> Get rid of the donkey, so
> She
> Sold it to a farmer for $10.

> The next day the paper read:
>
> NUN
> SELLS ASS FOR $10.

> This was too much for the bishop, so he
> Ordered the nun to buy back
> The Donkey
> and lead it to the plains where it could run
> Wild .

> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

> The bishop was buried the next day.

> The moral of the story is . . .

Being
> Concerned about public opinion
> Can
> Bring you much grief and misery . .

Even shorten your
> Life .

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
You'll be a lot happier
And
Live longer!

DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF DRAGONS, For thou Art CRUNCHY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP....