On the farm
Jimmy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said Jimmy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. He goes to feed the chickens ... and he gropes the chicken. (I know you wouldn’t kick a chicken) He goes to feed the cows........ and he kicks the cow. He goes to feed the pigs....... and he kicks the pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you grope the chickens, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk."
His father comes down for breakfast, and he accidentally kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. Jimmy looks up at his mother and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?



