Too funny!

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There's an old man sitting on his porch
he sees this young man coming down the street and he has a roll of duct tape unwound and strung out behind him.
"where you goin with that
duct tape boy"
"im gonna catch me some ducks" says the boy.
little while later the boy comes back down the street with ducks stuck to the tape.
next day, te old mans sitting on his porch and see's the young man coming down the street with some chicken wire dragging behind him.
"where you goin with that chicken wire boy?
"im going to catch me some chickens." says the boy.
later that day he comes back down the street with some chickens caught in the wire.
next daY the old mans sitting on his porch and sees the young man coming down the street dragging some pussy willows.
the old man says "let me get my hat"