useless info but fun to read...

********** On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. ********** On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. ********** On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. ********** On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. ********** On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. ********** In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (This instruction was INSIDE the box.) ********** On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. ********** On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. ********** On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. ********** On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. ********** On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. ********** On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. ********** On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. ********** On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. ********** On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. ********** In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. ********** On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? ********** On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. ********** On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. ********** On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. ********** On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. ********** On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. ********** On Nytol sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. **********