The PopeMobile...............

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I can't let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets into the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver's worst fears are swiftly realised: exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 125 Kms an hour.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, my lord, I'm gonna lose my licence,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches. The cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Police Commissioner,' he says to the operator.

The Commissioner gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and twentyfive kms an hour. 'So bust him,' says the Commissioner.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' says the cop.

The Commissioner exclaims, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean REALLY important,' says the cop.

The Commisioner asks, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The State Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'Well, who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'He's got the BLOODY Pope as a chauffeur!'

Love and Giggles,Rosalie xoxox