Lifes a Joke! - "A Jewish Farmer"

Dear Friends,
Happy Shabbat!
L'Chaim = To Life!

Here is a funny little Sabbath joke:

THE JEWISH FARMER

A Jewish farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down
and drinking from his farm pond. The farmer shouts,

"Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten".

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows shit in it")

The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand
you.
I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the Sacred tongue of
Islam, speak to me in English."

The Jewish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more"!

See how "cooperative" we can be.... ;-)

Best Wishes for a Fabulous Weekend!
Your Brother in Seattle,
Jordan