The person with the most humor.. GOD !

The story about God and his tea session...

Last night i talked to God.
I asked him... : "What do you want from us" ?

Yes.. he said, can i have a cup of tea... Blueberry's
So i fixed him a cup of tea.

I asked him again after i gave him tea :"What do you want from US" ?
He said, : "How do you mean"?

Well, i said. When i look around me i see people doing all kinds of things.
Bending towards Mekka 4 times a day, hurting their knees, People going to a building they call church several times a week or a day. Spending time there, while the sun is nice and hot outside. People not eating because they think they may not eat, or have to prove something to theirselfs.

So God, what is it that we must do?

God then said... Do what? For whom?

I said, Well, do things, to please you.... God !

Then God started laughing out loud.
He laughed so hard, that i thought my house would break down.
he laughed so hard, that i couldn't control it and started laughing myself.

We just Laughed for hours !

Then.. as our tears from laughing dried up, God said.. Thank you !
That was what you should do !

I didn't understand him and asked what he ment to say.

He said.. Whatever you do, is fine by me.
But when you laugh. When you play.. When you have fun.. Or ask me silly questions..
That is what makes me happy.
So if you want me to say to you what you must do to please me...It is.. Have fun.
And i'dd love it if you'dd have fun with me or for me.
Just know that i am there, helping you in all you want to do and experience..
As you already know.. I am neither man nor woman.
I am all and everywhere.
So you don't have to face a direction to honor me, go to a church to honor me..
I am everywhere and always with you.
Just think of me, and i am happy..

God drank his tea, that got cold in the meantime.. He said.. I love Ice-tea ! :-)

Then he thanked me for the fun we had and probably went to another universe to play with some more drifting souls..

So, God.. Thank you for your funny presence.. ;-)